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Friday, April 3, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Hitler Gets Scammed on eBay
This is really, really funny. I think most eBay buyers and sellers can relate. Enjoy!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Humor - Does it Make Ebay Auctions Sell Better?
Humor - Does it Make Ebay Auctions Sell Better?
Writing a funny ad for eBay will make the item sell better and usually at a higher price.
http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/253445/humor_does_it_make_ebay_auctions_sell.html
Funny eBay Feedback Posts
Here are some really funny eBay feedback posts. In these days of ever-increasing tension and discontent on eBay, it's good to see the humor in it all. Enjoy!
NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.
NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add horsepower as advertised.
NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.
NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents.
POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!
NEGATIVE: Product didn't work, possibly broken. I woke up this morning and was disappointed to find I still believe in Jesus Christ our Savior. :(
POSITIVE: Excellent Buyer. A++++++. Thrilled by the quartz movement of the "Rolex". HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
NEGATIVE: Should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in Bhats via Eastern Union Moneygram.
POSITIVE: Plain brown packaging seemed to fool my wife. Thanks!
NEGATIVE: The dog won't hunt.
NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it's a size 34, not a 63 as advertised.
NEGATIVE: Lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe.
POSITIVE: A+++++. Items are exactly as described. Best case of kalashnikovs I've ever bought. Allah Akbar!
NEGATIVE: This is clearly the ninth, NOT THE SIXTH, repackaging of Mad Super Special #24.
POSITIVE: One of the scents mixed in with the packing peanuts remind me of a passionate weekend in Rio... was that you?
POSITIVE: The way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. Such smooth strokes. A+!
NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I'd hoped.
POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?
NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.
By BRODIE H. BROCKIE, JUSTIN VIDOVIC, BEN FLASTER, and GUTBLOOM
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
iOffer Image Troubles
Black Cat Pagan Wiccan Kitten Lot 4 Coasters Square For Sale
We're getting back on iOffer, but it's frustrating! Of course, the eBay sales are still going, but we've had some trouble with iOffer. One thing that is happening is that with all the listings we are trying to import from eBay, the image comes out in the wrong place. The item image, like the one you see if you click the link above, shows at the bottom of the page, but iOffer is not "pulling" the gallery image as the default listing image for imported items. So, instead of people being able to see a nice thumbnail picture of the item in list or search view, they see a store logo. Grr!
We're getting back on iOffer, but it's frustrating! Of course, the eBay sales are still going, but we've had some trouble with iOffer. One thing that is happening is that with all the listings we are trying to import from eBay, the image comes out in the wrong place. The item image, like the one you see if you click the link above, shows at the bottom of the page, but iOffer is not "pulling" the gallery image as the default listing image for imported items. So, instead of people being able to see a nice thumbnail picture of the item in list or search view, they see a store logo. Grr!
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