A recent auction for a Pope John Paul and Mother Teresa Chicken Nugget (yes, you read that right!) was removed by eBay. This action leaves us asking that eternal question: Why?
Here's a picture of the "Mother Teresa Side" (by the way, I personally think it looks more like Osama bin Laden):
Description text from the removed auction:
"This is really cool. I came home for dinner awhile ago and My wife had made me a good meal. We had some Chicken Nuggets in it and I noticed right away that one was staring back at me! It was Mother Teresa. I paused for a moment and relized It really is Mother Teresa. I turned the nugget over and it no longer looked like Mother Teresa it was Pope John Paul II wearing his Pontiff hat. I'm sorry I don't know the actual term for the hat. Well with my family I know it would be destroyed or eaten so I decided to place it up for bid. This has a great spiritual meaning for most faiths. I truly want it to go somewhere that it can be cherished for a long time to come."
Friday, April 3, 2009
Pope John Paul and Mother Teresa Chicken Nugget Auction Removed by eBay
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Thursday, April 2, 2009
Hitler Gets Scammed on eBay
This is really, really funny. I think most eBay buyers and sellers can relate. Enjoy!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Humor - Does it Make Ebay Auctions Sell Better?
Humor - Does it Make Ebay Auctions Sell Better?
Writing a funny ad for eBay will make the item sell better and usually at a higher price.
http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/253445/humor_does_it_make_ebay_auctions_sell.html
Funny eBay Feedback Posts
Here are some really funny eBay feedback posts. In these days of ever-increasing tension and discontent on eBay, it's good to see the humor in it all. Enjoy!
NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.
NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add horsepower as advertised.
NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.
NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents.
POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!
NEGATIVE: Product didn't work, possibly broken. I woke up this morning and was disappointed to find I still believe in Jesus Christ our Savior. :(
POSITIVE: Excellent Buyer. A++++++. Thrilled by the quartz movement of the "Rolex". HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
NEGATIVE: Should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in Bhats via Eastern Union Moneygram.
POSITIVE: Plain brown packaging seemed to fool my wife. Thanks!
NEGATIVE: The dog won't hunt.
NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it's a size 34, not a 63 as advertised.
NEGATIVE: Lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe.
POSITIVE: A+++++. Items are exactly as described. Best case of kalashnikovs I've ever bought. Allah Akbar!
NEGATIVE: This is clearly the ninth, NOT THE SIXTH, repackaging of Mad Super Special #24.
POSITIVE: One of the scents mixed in with the packing peanuts remind me of a passionate weekend in Rio... was that you?
POSITIVE: The way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. Such smooth strokes. A+!
NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I'd hoped.
POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?
NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.
By BRODIE H. BROCKIE, JUSTIN VIDOVIC, BEN FLASTER, and GUTBLOOM
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