Admittedly, the guy putting this up for sale doesn't call it mystery hair, but as a fan of South Park, I can't help but wonder. He claims that this auction is for Lucky Red Beard Clippings!! (the two exclamation points are his, not mine). It looks like this is the first item this individual has ever sold (that is, if it sells) on eBay.
It appears that this guy is brand spanking new. He's only bought a few things, and I couldn't help myself. I had to see what he'd bought. So, here's the list: a mini aux cable, 15M of CAT-5 (sounds normal so far), Jimmy Eat World "Chase This Light" (on vinyl, no less), and a shiny new pair of pink brass knuckles. Pink brass knuckles? All right, they're on a pendant--not a la carte. But maybe wearing them around your neck is even worse than carrying them in your pocket. I can't say for sure.
You've heard of Blue Beard. Now there's Red Beard. Only four hours left on this treasure. Get it while it's hot!
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1 comments from the peanut gallery:
That's just scary!
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