For Only $499: A Cure For The Recession on eBay

Now, here's the way to go. Are you eBay sales down? Mortgage taking just a bit too big of a bit out of your paycheck these days? Or are you without a paycheck at all?

Well, have no fear. For under $500 ($499.95), you can get an "Ultimate Direct Casting Spell" from a real, live Voodoo High Priest! You can choose from all sorts of things, from wealth (the recession-buster special) to attraction to you-name-it.

And if you'd like something a bit less pricey, you can get a "WICCA Witch Haunted LONG-TERM WEALTH Spell VOODOO Doll" for only $29.95 Buy It Now. Had you already bought a Voodoo doll, you would certainly be able win this treasure (which looks like two small pieces of cloth rolled up and tied in the center to form a cross), complete with your very own Voodoo doll pin with which to stab the faceless cloth doll, for the opening bid price of $14.95. But then you'd have two Voodoo dolls.

I know there are skeptics out there who wouldn't want to pay $499.95 for a spell or even a paltry $29.95 for a Voodoo doll. And there are those who just wouldn't buy that sort of thing anyway. Non-believers, they. If that's the case, though, this seller offers a little something for everyone.

How about a Mickey Mouse hat or some ladies' underpants?

Please note: If I suddenly disappear from the Blogosphere, please be on the lookout for a Voodoo doll with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a smart mouth.

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